2013-14 Season

You Can't Get There From Here

The Mavis Garner Bed and Breakfast is not the sort of place you'd find on a map. That's because they get most of the customers from cars disabled when they hit the pothole on Main Street. A scandal-sheet report decides to do an expose on the pothole "scam." During his stay, he's fined eight times, dragged across town by the local watchdog, fired from his job and falls in love with one of the proprietors! You will be treated to scenes from Shakespeare, slipshod seances and a witch who can't keep her hexes straight.

Almost, Maine

Welcome to Almost, Maine, a town that's so far north, it's almost not in the United States — it's almost in Canada. And it almost doesn't exist. Because its residents never got around to getting organized. So it's just…Almost. One cold, clear Friday night in the middle of winter, while the northern lights hover in the sky above, Almost's residents find themselves falling in and out of love in the strangest ways. Knees are bruised. Hearts are broken. Love is lost, found, and confounded. And life for the people of Almost, Maine will never be the same. ALMOST, MAINE: It's love. But not quite.

Sordid Lives

Sordid Lives puts a comedic twist on a story of unconditional love, acceptance and "coming out" in a Texas family, as they all converge for the matriarch's funeral. The eccentric characters include: a mother who is wound too tight and in denial over her gay son, a barfly/singer at the local watering hole, a cheating heart whose wooden legs accidentally aid in the death of his mistress, Peggy, a good Christian woman (and the family matriarch), in a motel room, and a dozen others too unbelievable to mention. Chaos erupts in Winters, Texas, when the cheating heart's wife tries her hand at revenge therapy inspired by "Thelma & Louise" along with her best friend. Their lives intertwine, giving each a new perspective, honesty and meaning. FOR ADULTS ONLY! Mature subject matter and language.

Legends Musical Review

Allow yourself to be swept away in a catalog of timeless classic songs by eight of the greatest "legendary" artists in recent history: Aretha Franklin, Sam Cooke, Ella Fitzgerald, Frank Sinatra, Etta James, Otis Redding, the Supremes, and the Temptations. The live band, complete with a phenomenal horn section, as well as an incredible ensemble of unbelievably talented vocalists and dancers will make it difficult for you to stay in your seat rather than dance in the aisles!